Ted says, "Are you a bit short of money because of being furloughed by the coronavirus?" "Make up your lost 20% in wages by first getting yourself a premium rate phone number. Then display the number in the back window of your car with a sign that says," How's my driving?" Finally, drive around town like a complete ar**hole for an hour or two and watch the money pour in!"
Listen to Ted. Ted is very wise. But sometimes highly irresponsible!